You don't understand my need for chocolate

 My roommate and I have an up and down relationship. We can be fine for awhile and then everything she says will annoy me. But there are always certain subjects she'll talk about that always get under my skin. One of the main ones is how she always talks about how much chocolate I have and how I'm always eating chocolate. Does she not understand the importance of a chocolate stash? If I want chocolate, I'm going to have chocolate god damnit.

I went to have a cheap kit-kat type thing she bought because they're low in calories (but pretty good) and she commented about how I didn't need to eat of them, I had my own chocolate that was similar. The chocolate to which she refers comes from GERMANY. I have to beg one of my knitting friends from across the pond to send me some. Its not like I can go out and buy what I want at the store. Totally a different thing but she doesn't seem to understand it. I also only got this small stash of german chocolate because it was my birthday a couple months ago. I keep it in the fridge only because I might actually cry were it to melt. Otherwise she would have never known about it. I'm just so tired of her getting on my chocolate eating habits, my intake of soda and so much other stuff. She has her own life to manage, leave me to mine.

There's a reason I try to not eat or drink anything that might possibly be hers. We even had this debate about how she was going to take my cigarettes away from me because she thinks I should quit smoking. Yes I should but I fucking paid for them myself. She would bite someone's hand off if they tried to take away one of her bad habits so why the fuck is she doing it to me?